(Source: wispwill, via unidyllic)

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(Source: bl-ossomed, via dandel10ns)


i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

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Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature


i know it’s not that great but it was early this morning and i was writing in almost darkness, but i like it so here it is
4:32amI remember how softly youwhispered in my ear like asea shell harmonising with wavesbut when i spoke - i screamed into your lungs because i thought if i did itloud enough, your cigarettes wouldtaste like me.

Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

(Source: wildpens, via totallyf4g)


Example A of why I will never understand disliking The Office

(Source: heycinco, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)